Well, we have two options:

 1. Shut the site down
 2. Flag / Down vote these things into oblivion and refrain from answering them.

I much prefer #2, personally.

These kinds of questions are problematic, I call them 'Mr. Potato Head' questions because their parts can basically be taken off of one and put onto another, without changing much. It's still a potato with crap sticking out of it.

The problem is, they're _very_ easy to answer, hence the attention they receive.