Well, we have two options:
- Shut the site down
- Flag / Down vote these things into oblivion and refrain from answering them.
I much prefer #2, personally.
These kinds of questions are problematic, I call them 'Mr. Potato Head' questions because their parts can basically be taken off of one and put onto another, without changing much. It's still a potato with crap sticking out of it.
The problem is, they're very easy to answer, hence the attention they receive.