As we all know, hats are a very important part of this site.
In fact, the only reason I tolerate other people on the internet is so that once a year I can spend some time earning these glorious avatar noggin covers.
Recently a few children have been added to my family. They were totally awesome until recently. To be exact, they were totally awesome until hat season began. Now they eat up all my precious hat hunting hours! So my question is:
How do I tell a 3 year old girl and a 5 year old boy that I like internet hats more than them and that they should just leave me alone?