I just noticed that my P.SE score is 7337. While not as awesome as 1337, it got me to thinking that it would be nice to be able to lock your P.SE score at a certain value. Either discarding upvotes or having a private score that you can set public once you get over the novelty of being "1337". I don't know just a thought.
I think I can safely say that this will be marked status-declined.
If you are really that bothered, then don't ask or answer any more questions. In addition you'll have to mark all of your existing answers community wiki so you'll get no more reputation from them. You can't turn your questions directly into CW posts and I can't see moderators helping out either.